5 Chuck Norris Facts

When Chuck Norris wants a salad, he eats a vegetarian.

Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never f***s up.

The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken.

People says the truth hurts, but it hurts a hell of a lot more when it comes from Chuck Norris.

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